Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When I devoured a flaccid meat stick just to mock your existence

Bro, I ate appiness and you’re still not cool

My lunch was a meat stick and I laughed at you

I ate appiness and you got a D in life

2

I swallowed a tiny cock just to make your day worse

I ate appiness and you cried in the bathroom

Your face was the side dish

I ate appiness and your dignity died

3

I took a bite of a weenie just to prove you’re weak

I ate appiness and you looked up my profile

Your humiliation was the main course

I ate appiness and your soul was on the menu

4

I gulped down a noodle just to make you feel stupid

I ate appiness and you started a fight

Your face was the garnish

I ate appiness and your brain melted

5

I devoured a sausage just to mock your tiny brain

I ate appiness and you had a meltdown

Your embarrassment was the appetizer

I ate appiness and your self-esteem died

6

I chewed a meat stick just to make you look like a fool

I ate appiness and you got a B in life

Your face was the dessert

I ate appiness and you cried in the hallway