i approve this message

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A rule that makes politicians say where their ads came from. It’s like telling a kid who paid for the pizza they ate at the party.
I approve this message from my wallet, not my grandma’s money.
I approve this message, and I’m not even slightly ashamed.
I approve this message, and I’m still mad about it.
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What politicians say at the end of their ads like they’re trying to convince you they’re not a lying sack of trash.
I approve this message, and I’ve seen worse.
I approve this message, and I’ve seen better.
I approve this message, and I’ve seen the same one 10 times.
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A fancy way to say you’re being a total ass when you add this phrase to your insults.
You’re a total idiot, and I approve this message.
You’re a disgrace, and I approve this message.
You’re the worst, and I approve this message.
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What you say when you leave a message on a political person’s machine like they’re going to answer it and care.
Hey, I approve this message, and I’m not even done yet.
I approve this message, and I’m still waiting for a reply.
I approve this message, and I’m tired of waiting.
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