I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I

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I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I means I was a baby who got eaten by a crazy angel named Jose Robles before I even had time to cry.
I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I, and I still have nightmares about it.
My mom says I was born with a curse from Hell.
That angel had a face like a raccoon who just got hit by a truck.
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I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I is like being born and then getting a free meal from a hell-bent angel who doesn’t know how to cook.
I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I, and I was just a snack in a holy war.
My first memory was being digested by an angel who yelled, 'You’re not the main course!'
That angel didn’t even ask for permission.
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I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I is when an angel named Jose Robles decides you’re the worst baby ever and eats you before you could even burp.
I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I, and I was just a failed experiment.
That angel said I was too loud and too messy.
I was the first baby to be eaten by an angel with a side of judgment.
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