I am...Youth Portal

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A digital playground for kids aged 15 to 29 who want to figure out what they’re good at and what they want to be. It’s like having a career coach, a gossip column, and a personality quiz all in one place.

I swear this app knows more about my future than my mom does.

I used this to pick my dream job and it turned out to be a clown. I’m not mad, I’m just confused.

I logged in and got a quiz that said I’m a ‘disruptive genius’, sounds like a fancy way of saying I’m a troublemaker.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

This website is like a cheat sheet for life. It helps you find your path, gives you advice, and even lets you flirt with job experts. You can even take a test to see if you’re a cool kid or just average.

This site told me I’m a ‘cool kid’, I only got one ‘average’ on my report card. I’m not happy.

I used this to find my dream job and it said I should be a baker. I’m not mad, I’m just confused.

I took a test and it said I’m a ‘disruptive genius’, which is just a fancy way of saying I hate school.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

This app is like having a psychic for your future. It tells you what job you should have, what you’re good at, and even lets you chat with people who know what they’re talking about. It’s like a job fair with snacks.

This app told me I should be a psychic. I’m not mad, I’m just confused.

I talked to a job expert and now I want to be a baker. I’m not mad, I’m just confused.

This app is like a job fair with snacks, I could eat my future.

by Slangipedia 12d ago