Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smug way for Louisiana atheists to brag about their god-hating skills and make fun of people who still believe in a god.

I am your new god, you smelly hippie.

I am your new god, you stupid preacher.

I am your new god, you old man with a bad beard.

2

A cocky phrase said by some Louisiana agnostics who think they are better than anyone who believes in a god.

I am your new god, you loud-mouthed church lady.

I am your new god, you old man who still wears a hat.

I am your new god, you dumb preacher.

3

A fancy way for some Louisiana atheists to say they are better than people who still talk about god in public.

I am your new god, you annoying pastor.

I am your new god, you loud-mouthed choir member.

I am your new god, you old lady who still prays.

4

A stupid phrase some Louisiana agnostics use to brag about how they don't believe in god and make fun of people who do.

I am your new god, you dumb church member.

I am your new god, you loud preacher.

I am your new god, you annoying god believer.

5

A rude way for some Louisiana atheists to say they are better than anyone who still believes in god.

I am your new god, you old man with a bad beard.

I am your new god, you loud church lady.

I am your new god, you annoying pastor.

6

A stupid and cocky phrase said by some Louisiana agnostics to make fun of people who still talk about god in public.

I am your new god, you dumb church member.

I am your new god, you loud preacher.

I am your new god, you annoying pastor.