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A line that gets said way too much by people who think they're cool because they watched Star Wars once. It's usually yelled in a fake Darth Vader voice by people who have no idea what they're doing.
My cousin yelled it at me in the middle of a math test.
My mom did it during my soccer game because she saw the movie once.
My teacher tried it and got a detention.
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What you say to your son when you're mad and you just cut off his arm in a dramatic way that makes no sense.
I told my kid that after he spilled my coffee.
My dad said it when I broke his favorite chair.
My brother said it when I stole his pizza.
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The way you talk to your friend named Luke like he's a baby who needs a bedtime story.
I said it to my friend Luke in the middle of a video game.
My cousin yelled it at me when I won a bet.
My brother said it when I asked him for help.
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The most overused line in movies that everyone knows but still gets used by people who think they're cool.
My friend said it in a text message.
My brother used it in a TikTok.
My mom said it during dinner.
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What you say to your kid when you're tired and you just want them to stop talking.
I told my son that after he talked for an hour.
My dad said it when I asked him for money.
My brother yelled it when I asked for help.
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What you say when you're lying and you just want to make it sound cool.
I said it to my friend when I failed the test.
My brother said it when he got caught cheating.
My mom said it when she lied about the cookies.
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The line you say when you're tired of hearing the same stupid line over and over again.
I said it when my friend kept using it in every conversation.
My brother said it when my cousin used it in a video.
My mom said it when my dad kept using it in every movie.
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