i am very open minded

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I’ll try anything that’s got a hole and a smell.
My cousin said that to my aunt when she offered her a plate of lasagna.
He told his girlfriend he’d do anything for a second date.
My uncle bragged about it at the family reunion.
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I’ll take your mess if it comes with a discount.
She said that in the grocery store when the clerk offered her a free sample.
He told his mom he’d try anything for a free pizza.
My cousin said it when my aunt asked him to help with the dishes.
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I’ll put my face in anything that’s got a bottom and a top.
My brother said that at the dinner table when my mom offered him a salad.
She told her boss she’d do anything for a raise.
He texted his crush that after they had a fight.
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