I am very gay

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I am so gay I could make a rainbow cry and it would still be confused.

I tried to be cool at the mall and got asked if I was a glitter bomb.

My cat now thinks I'm a disco ball.

I texted my mom 'I love you' and she replied 'You're still gay.'

I’m so gay I could turn a straight man into a flamingo and he’d still be confused.

I told my dad I was dating a chicken and he asked if it was a chicken sandwich.

I wore socks with polka dots and got called a walking embarrassment.

My dog now thinks I'm a confused disco dancer.

I am so gay I could make a straight person scream and then join a boy band.

I tried to be cool at school and got asked if I was a glitter bomb again.

I wore glitter to dinner and my grandma called me a walking disaster.

I sang in the shower and my neighbor called me a human karaoke machine.

I am so gay I could make a straight person cry and then ask for a hug.

I told my teacher I was in love with my math book and got sent to the principal’s office.

I wore a hat with a unicorn and got called a walking disappointment.

I texted my brother 'I love you' and he replied 'You’re still gay.'

I am so gay I could make a straight person faint and then ask for a selfie.

I tried to be cool at the park and got asked if I was a glitter explosion.

I wore glitter to school and got called a walking disaster.

I sang in the shower and my neighbor called me a human microphone.

I am so gay I could make a straight person pass out and then join my dance squad.

I told my mom I was dating a pizza and she asked if it was a pizza lover.

I wore socks with polka dots again and got called a walking embarrassment.

I sang in the shower again and my neighbor called me a karaoke expert.