Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're not available because you're too lazy to reply and too busy doing nothing

Hey bro, wanna hang out?

I’m not available. I’m too busy being lazy.

Bro, I’m not available. I’m too lazy to be available.

2

You're not available because you're too busy being a diva and ignoring everyone

Hey, wanna play video games?

No, I'm too busy being a diva.

I’m not available. I’m too busy being a god.

3

You're not available because you're too busy eating and ignoring your friends

Hey, wanna go to the mall?

No, I’m too busy eating.

I’m not available. I’m too busy being a food monster.

4

You're not available because you're too busy playing video games and being a jerk

Hey, wanna go to the park?

No, I’m too busy playing games.

I’m not available. I’m too busy being a gaming god.

5

You're not available because you're too busy being a sleepyhead and ignoring everything

Hey, wanna hang out?

No, I’m too busy sleeping.

I’m not available. I’m too busy being a sleepyhead.

6

You're not available because you're too busy being a mess and ignoring your friends

Hey, wanna go to the movies?

No, I’m too busy being a mess.

I’m not available. I’m too busy being a disaster.