I am totally crushing

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You’re so obsessed with someone you’d probably pee your pants if they smiled at you.

My crush just texted me and I dropped my fries. I’m still picking them up.

I saw him in the hallway and I tripped. Not because I’m clumsy. Because I’m a mess.

I asked my mom if I could dye my hair blue. She said no. I asked again. She said no. I asked once more. I got a kiss.

You're so head over heels you might actually fall into a puddle and not care.

I got a B on my math test because I kept thinking about my crush instead of doing my homework.

I tried to eat my lunch in peace. My crush sat next to me. I dropped my sandwich. It was worth it.

I skipped gym to text my crush. I got a D. It was still worth it.

You’re so in love you might try to fight a cop just to get a second glance from them.

I got into a fight with my brother because he used my crush’s name in a joke. I won. I also cried.

I told my crush I liked him. He said he liked me back. I fainted. I didn’t care.

I texted my crush 17 times in one day. He replied once. I still feel special.

You’re so into someone you might try to steal their lunch just to be close to them.

I took my crush’s pizza. I didn’t care that it was cold. I got a smile. I got a second chance.

I sat next to my crush in math class. I didn’t pay attention. I got a C. I got a high five.

I tried to join the lunch table where my crush was. They let me sit. I was the luckiest person alive.

You’re so smitten you might actually start talking to your pet about your crush.

I told my dog about my crush. He barked at me. I felt like I had a friend.

I asked my cat if she liked my crush. She stared at me. I felt like I had a friend.

I told my goldfish about my crush. He didn’t reply. I still felt like I had a friend.

You’re so into someone you might actually throw your entire life away for them.

I gave up my favorite video game to get a picture with my crush. I got a selfie. I got a high five.

I skipped my favorite class just to sit with my crush. I got a C. I got a smile.

I asked my crush to be my partner for the science fair. He said yes. I got a B. I got a kiss.