i am too baguette for this

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when your french friend is so clueless they think baguette is a type of phone

I asked him if he wanted coffee and he said 'what's a baguette?'

He tried to order pizza and said 'I want a baguette with cheese'

He thought the subway was a type of bread

when your french amigo is so out of it they think you're talking about bread instead of life

He said 'I don't get it, are we at a bakery?'

He asked if I was going to eat the conversation

He tried to debate the meaning of life with a sandwich

when your french friend is so lost they think this is a bread tasting party

He said 'why are we arguing? I thought this was a baguette convention'

He tried to join in by saying 'I love sourdough'

He asked if I wanted to taste the drama

when your french amigo is so confused they think you're speaking in bread code

He said 'you're speaking in rye!'

He tried to translate my words into toast

He said 'I think you're saying 'croissant' but I'm not sure'

when your french friend is so lost they think this is a bread fight

He said 'why are you arguing? I thought this was a bread war'

He tried to take sides with a baguette

He said 'I'm going to bread you'

when your french friend is so clueless they think you're talking about a bakery instead of a problem

He said 'are we at a bakery?'

He asked if I wanted to buy the issue

He said 'this is worse than a bread shortage'