i am the senate

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A fancy way of saying 'you’re all just a bunch of weak, whiny nobodies who can’t handle my power.'

'I am the senate', said after he killed the last of the Jedi with one flick of his wrist.

'I am the senate', yelled at a group of senators who tried to talk him out of blowing up the galaxy.

'I am the senate', said while he was eating a sandwich and didn’t even look up.

What you scream when a bunch of crazy people with swords and religious nonsense come crashing into your office to try and fire you.

'I am the senate', said while he was still wearing his pajamas and sipping coffee.

'I am the senate', shouted after he took out two senators with a single finger.

'I am the senate', yelled when the religious group tried to put him on trial for being too awesome.

The most dramatic way to say 'I don’t need you, I am the senate, and I’m gonna make you all cry.'

'I am the senate', said during a live stream while eating a taco and wearing pajamas.

'I am the senate', said after he turned three senators into statues with a single glare.

'I am the senate', yelled when he realized the senate had forgotten his birthday.