Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I’m the speediest woke in the whole country and I don’t give a damn about your feelings.

You can’t keep up with me, I’m already on my third coffee.

I woke up at 4 a. m. to check my woke news and you’re still asleep.

2

I’m the fastest woke in America and I will roast you until you’re charred.

You said ‘woke’ wrong, and I’ll tell you for the rest of your life.

I’m so woke I can wake you up from your dreams.

3

I’m the fastest woke in the country and I don’t need your permission to be loud.

I screamed ‘woke’ so loud the whole neighborhood woke up.

I’m so loud I don’t even need a megaphone.

4

I’m the fastest woke in America and I will out-woke you in a heartbeat.

You think you’re woke? I’ve been woke since the ‘60s.

You just woke up, and I’ve been woke since breakfast.

5

I’m the fastest woke in the country and I don’t need your help to be woke.

You think you’re helping me? I’m already woke.

I’m so woke I can wake you up from your sleep.

6

I’m the fastest woke in America and I will make you feel like a slow woke.

You’re moving at a snail’s pace, and I’m flying.

You can’t even keep up with my woke energy.