I AM THE CHOSEN!

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The Chosen is the shogun himself. He’s a fearless warrior who doesn’t flinch at anything. Not even when his pants are on fire.
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said while burning pants)
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said after getting scared by a rubber chicken)
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said while screaming at a horror movie)
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Being the Chosen is the shogun’s way of saying he’s the toughest guy around. He’s not scared of anything, even if it’s a haunted sock.
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said after a haunted sock jumped on him)
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said while crying at a horror movie)
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said after losing a bet to a haunted sock)
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The Chosen is the shogun. He doesn’t back down from anything, not even a screaming ghost or a cursed toaster.
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said while fighting a cursed toaster)
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said after being chased by a screaming ghost)
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said while yelling at a haunted sock)
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The Chosen is the shogun. He doesn’t run from fear. He runs toward it. Even if it’s a horror movie that makes him cry.
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said while crying at a horror movie)
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said while screaming at a haunted sock)
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said after being chased by a ghost)
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The Chosen is the shogun. He’s not scared of anything. Not even a cursed sock or a horror movie that makes him want to die.
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said while screaming at a cursed sock)
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said after watching a horror movie)
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said while fighting a haunted sock)
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The Chosen is the shogun. He’s the king of fearless. He doesn’t back down from anything, not even a haunted sock or a screaming ghost.
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said while fighting a haunted sock)
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said after being chased by a screaming ghost)
I AM THE CHOSEN! (said while screaming at a cursed sock)
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