i am the ceo of microsoft

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You say that when you think you’re rich and your mom still buys you pizza

I am the CEO of Microsoft and I still eat pizza for breakfast

Bro I am the CEO of Microsoft and I have 3 video games

I am the CEO of Microsoft and my dad thinks I am a genius

You say that when you think you are the best at everything and no one can beat you

I am the CEO of Microsoft and I beat your video game score

I am the CEO of Microsoft and I can beat you at chess

I am the CEO of Microsoft and I can beat you at math

You say that when you think you are the most important person in the world and everyone else is stupid

I am the CEO of Microsoft and you are a total noob

I am the CEO of Microsoft and you can’t even play my game

I am the CEO of Microsoft and you are just a loser