I am the Black Wizards

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‘I am the Black Wizards’ is a song that makes your brain explode and your pants fall down. It’s from Emperor’s first album, and it’s so good it should be illegal.
My mom heard this song and started screaming at the radio like it was her ex.
My dog started howling like he was possessed during the keyboard part.
I played this song at school and the principal threatened to call my mom.
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This song is like the devil threw a party and invited all the best metal bands. It’s from Emperor, and it’s so cool it should be the new national anthem.
I texted my crush this song and now we’re dating.
My brother tried to beat this song on the drums and he got a D in math.
My math teacher played this song and the whole class passed the test.
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‘I am the Black Wizards’ is the song that makes your face look like a toilet. It’s from Emperor, and it’s so loud it could wake the dead.
I played this song in the car and my mom yelled at me like I was a kid.
My dog ran away during the keyboard part.
My teacher played this song and the whole class got in trouble.
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