I am the 1%

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You think you’re rich? Your parents are probably still paying for your dumbass college debt. You’re the 1% and probably eat lobster out of a stripper’s toilet.

You’re the 1%? I’ve seen richer people beg for change.

You think you’re rich? Your mom still sends you money for pizza.

You’re the 1%? I live in a dumpster and I’ve had better food.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You’re the 1%? You probably got your job because your uncle works at the bank. You live in a mansion while I live in my car.

Your job is because of your uncle? No wonder you’re the 1%.

You live in a mansion? I live in my car and I’m the real winner.

You think you’re rich? I’ve had better jobs.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You’re the 1%? You got your money from your rich ass parents. I got my money from stealing your lunch money.

You got money from your parents? I got mine from stealing yours.

You think you’re rich? I’ve stolen from richer people.

You’re the 1%? I’ve had better parents.

by Slangipedia 12d ago