I am surprised that this is not a word

I thought this was going to be cool. It was just a bunch of stupid letters.

I typed this in hopes of getting a real definition. Instead, I got a slap in the face.

I wanted a good definition. What I got was a laugh and a side-eye.

I believed this was a real word. Turns out it was just me being dumb.

I thought this was a real word. Then I realized I was wrong.

I thought this was a real word. I was wrong. I was very wrong.

I typed this like it was a real word. It wasn't. I was confused and mad.

I typed this thinking it was a real word. I was wrong. I was very wrong.

I typed this like it was a real word. It wasn't. I got confused and yelled at my screen.