i am root

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Root is like the king of the computer world. If you say you're root, you're saying you're the ultimate boss, the one who can wreck everything and no one can stop you.
"I’m root, so I just deleted your whole system. You’re welcome."
He said, "I’m root," and then the server exploded.
She logged in and said, "I’m root," and the whole network shut down.
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Root is the main folder that everything on a computer comes from. If you say you're root, you're saying you're the one who can mess with the whole computer like it’s just a toy.
He said, "I’m root," and then he turned the school’s computer system into a game of tetris.
She logged in and said, "I’m root," and the computer started singing show tunes.
He texted, "I’m root. I just broke your printer."
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