i am retarded

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You just said your brain is full of garbage and you can't think straight

I am retarded because I spilled my coffee on my pants.

I am retarded and I still didn't get why the sky is blue.

I am retarded and I took a math test with my eyes closed.

You're saying your head is filled with hot garbage and you're dumb as a brick

I am retarded and I still don't know how to tie my shoes.

I am retarded and I tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.

I am retarded and I thought the sun was a light bulb.

You're telling the world you're so dumb you could be a donkey's best friend

I am retarded and I cried when my phone died.

I am retarded and I tried to fly by jumping off a roof.

I am retarded and I still don't know what a sandwich is.