I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

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What I call humans who can't live without butt pimples and bad decisions.

I'm planning a war on my toilet seat. It's personal.

My abscess is a kingdom. I rule it with a pimple scepter.

I've scheduled a meeting with my anal glands. They're not showing up.

People who think butt pain is a religion and they're the prophets.

My perianal abscess is holy. I've been praying to it for three days.

I've built an altar out of toilet paper. My abscess is the god.

I'm getting a tattoo of my abscess. It's a sign from above.

Kids who can't tell the difference between a pimple and a life plan.

My life plan is to never wash my butt again.

I've got a 10-year plan. It's all about my abscess.

I'm investing in my anal future. It's a smart move.

Humans who think their butt is a throne and they're the king.

I'm sitting on my throne. My abscess is the crown.

I've declared a royal flush on my toilet seat.

My butt is a kingdom. I'm the king. I rule with pain.

Kids who think their butt is the only thing worth planning for.

I'm planning my future. It's going to be a big butt.

My schedule is full of anal events.

I've got a 5-year plan. It's all about my abscess.

People who can't live without butt pain and bad vibes.

My vibe is anal. I'm running on bad vibes.

I've got a bad vibe coming from my butt. It's strong.

I'm planning a vibe party. It's all about the abscess.