i am not reading this

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You’re saying this because you’re too lazy to read and also too dumb to care.
When your mom sends you a text about her ex
When your teacher assigns a 10-page essay
When your friend DMs you a list of 200 things they hate
2
This is what you yell when you see something so bad it makes you want to punch the author and everyone who ever liked them.
When you read a Harry Potter fanfic where Voldemort is a middle schooler
When you see a Pokemon fanfic where Pikachu can’t talk
When you read a House of Night fanfic where Zoey is a vampire and also a potato
3
You say this because you’re too tired to read and also too mad at the world.
When your dog eats your homework
When your dad sends you a 500-word email about his day at work
When your friend texts you a meme that’s been dead for three years
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