i am not amused

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what rich people say when they see something stupid and want to throw their money at you.

My cousin said 'I am not amused' when I told her I got a tattoo of a dancing potato.

My teacher said 'I am not amused' when I brought a goat to class.

My mom said 'I am not amused' when I ate her favorite shirt for breakfast.

what posh people say when they are mad but don’t want to be obvious about it.

My uncle said 'I am not amused' when I spilled wine on his suit.

My aunt said 'I am not amused' when I told her I turned her dog into a chicken.

My dad said 'I am not amused' when I told him I bought a car with a goat inside.

what high-class people say when they’re annoyed but still trying to look cool.

My neighbor said 'I am not amused' when I told her I started a band with my cat.

My grandma said 'I am not amused' when I told her I ate her entire cake in one bite.

My brother said 'I am not amused' when I told him I got a job at a chicken restaurant.