I Am Not A.I.

I’m a real man, not some robot that spits out nonsense. I just ate chicken and rice and I’m still trying to figure out how to swallow a cigar. A. I. can’t even smoke without exploding.

I’m not some fancy A. I. I’m a guy who just got yelled at by his dog for eating the chicken. I also have a nicotine headache that feels like a brick wall hit me in the face.

I’m a real person, not a robot. I’ve been chain-smoking cheap cigars all day and now I have a headache so bad it feels like my brain is on fire.