I am Neuropathy

I just drank a whole bottle of vodka and now my feet feel like they're being burned by a dragon

My legs are melting and I’m not even joking, I have neuropathy

I tried to walk and fell down, so I told my friend I have neuropathy, which is a lie

I smoked three joints and now my toes are talking to me, it's neuropathy

I can't walk because my nerves are screaming, that's neuropathy

I took a hit of weed and my legs turned to jelly, that's neuropathy

I tried to stand up and my legs gave out, I cursed my body for being weak

I sat down and didn't get up, I told my mom I have neuropathy

I tripped over my own feet and blamed it on my nerves