I am Motivated

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When a couple is too scared to say they're horny, they lie and say they're motivated.
My girlfriend said she was motivated, I know she was just trying to hide her horniness.
He texted me, 'I'm motivated, I'll see you later.' I said, 'That's just a fancy way of saying you're horny.'
They keep saying they're motivated, but I've seen them in the bathroom together.
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When a couple says they're motivated, they really mean they're too lazy to say they're horny.
She said she was motivated, I know she was just too lazy to say she was horny.
He said he was motivated, I said, 'Just admit you're horny.'
They said they're motivated, but I know they're just being lazy.
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When a couple is too ashamed to say they're horny, they say they're motivated instead.
They said they were motivated, but I know they were just too ashamed to say they're horny.
He said he was motivated, I said, 'You're not motivated, you're just shy.'
She said she was motivated, but I know she was just too shy to say she was horny.
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