i am lying

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I swear I’m telling the truth... but then I realize I’m not... and now I’m confused and angry.

I said I didn’t eat the last slice of pizza... then I remembered I did... and now I’m mad at myself.

I told her I was going to bed... then I saw her watching me sleep... and now I’m questioning my entire life.

I said I’d finish the report... then I saw it on my desk... and now I’m confused and furious.

I’m telling the truth... but I’m also lying... and I don’t know which one I am.

I said I was going to help... then I remembered I had a plan to not help... and now I’m stuck in the middle.

I told my mom I did my homework... then I saw it on my desk... and now I’m lying to myself.

I said I would come to the party... then I said I wouldn’t... and now I’m just confused.

I’m telling the truth... but I’m also lying... and I’m too lazy to figure it out.

I said I’d do the dishes... then I saw them in the sink... and now I’m just ignoring the problem.

I told my friend I’d show up... then I stayed in bed... and now I’m just being a lazy ass.

I said I was going to study... then I played video games... and now I’m just being a bad student.