i am just.

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You're just lying to make me mad. Like when you say you're gonna fail the test and then you cheat and get an A. You're a fake, and you're trying to mess with my head.

I said I'd fail the math test, and I did. Then I got an A. You're a fraud.

You told me you'd never eat pizza again. Then you ate six slices. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.

You said you'd never talk to me again. Then you texted me 20 times. You're a lying, sneaky, pizza-loving coward.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You're just a sly, sneaky troll. You're laughing at me while you're hiding in the bushes.

You told me you'd never play the game again. Then you beat me in 3 minutes. You're a sneaky little troll.

You said you'd never tweet again. Then you sent me a 500-character rant about my dog's bad hair day. You're a sly, sneaky, tweety little troll.

You told me you'd never eat cake. Then you ate the whole thing. I'm just a confused, sad, cake-less human.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You're like Kaworu. You're pretty, but you're also a backstabbing, heart-eating, weird-ass angel.

You looked like a angel, but then you stabbed me in the back with a sword made of hearts. You're a heart-eating weirdo.

You were all sweet and nice, then you turned into a monster. You're the angel from hell.

You smiled at me, then you ate my heart. You're the weirdest angel I've ever seen.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You're just too stunned to speak. Like when you see a giant chicken wearing a crown and you just stand there like a confused, chicken-loving idiot.

You saw a chicken wearing a crown and just stood there like a confused, chicken-loving idiot.

You saw a giant pizza that was also a dragon. You said nothing. You're just stunned.

You saw a person wearing a sock on their head and just stared. You're just too stunned to speak.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You're just too lazy to do anything. You're like a cat that won't move, even when there's a laser pointer right in front of you.

You're too lazy to get up from your bed. You're like a cat with no motivation.

You said you'd finish your homework. Then you watched five episodes of a show. You're just too lazy.

You're like a cat that sees a laser but doesn't care. You're too lazy for your own good.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You're just a piece of trash. You're like the guy who took the last slice of pizza and didn't even say thank you.

You're like the guy who took the last pizza slice. You're a trash human.

You took the last slice of my pizza and didn't thank me. You're a piece of trash.

You said you were going to be a good person. Then you took my homework and drew a mustache on my teacher's face. You're a piece of trash.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You're just a stupid, confused, Portuguese-speaking person who doesn't know what the hell is going on.

You said you were going to learn Portuguese. Then you wrote 'oi' on your essay. You're just confused.

You said you were going to translate this. Then you wrote 'oi' again. You're a stupid, confused person.

You said you were going to speak Portuguese. Then you said 'oi' and walked away. You're a stupid, confused, Portuguese-speaking person.

by Slangipedia 2d ago