I am jeuse

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A goddamn myth who got nailed to a cross just to save your dumb ass

I am jeuse, the guy who died so you could text your ex

That cross wasn’t just wood, it was my last fuckin’ hope

I am jeuse, the reason you don’t get cursed by the devil every day

The most holy, most cursed, most holy legend to ever exist

I am jeuse, the only guy who could beat the devil in a fistfight

I got nailed to a cross, and it was the most holy thing ever

The devil tried to kill me, and I saved the world with my holy pain

A holy legend who got nailed to a cross just so you wouldn’t get cursed

I am jeuse, the reason you don’t get cursed by the devil

Nailed to a cross, and you’re still texting your ex

I died on the cross, and you’re still being annoying