I am I am

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Back in the 80s in NYC, kids would say 'I am I am' like it was the most important thing in the world. It was like saying 'I’m feeling awesome' but with way more sass and way less brainpower.
'I am I am!' he yelled as he jumped into a pool full of glitter.
'I am I am!' she said before eating a whole pizza in one bite.
'I am I am!' he whispered before he crashed his bike into a mailbox.
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If you say 'I am I am,' you're basically inviting the universe to make you do something monumentally stupid in the next 10 seconds. It’s like a curse from a stupid kid.
He said 'I am I am,' and then he tried to sing a whole song in the shower with no soap.
She said 'I am I am,' and then she tried to ride a bike with no wheels.
He said 'I am I am,' and then he tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.
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We are the people we are, that's just a fancy way of saying we are all a bunch of weird, confused people who somehow still manage to live together.
'We are the people we are,' he said as he tried to explain why he wore socks with sandals.
'We are the people we are,' she said as she cried over a spilled soda.
'We are the people we are,' he said as he tried to convince the world that cats are the best.
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She is jisoo she is ok, it’s like saying 'she’s kinda okay, but don’t get too excited.' It’s like giving a B- with a side of eye-rolling.
'She is jisoo she is ok,' he said as he walked away from her.
'She is jisoo she is ok,' she said before she left the room.
'She is jisoo she is ok,' he said as he tried to forget she existed.
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Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion, he was like the quietest, most dramatic kid in school who also happened to fight giant robots. He was basically the emo kid with a side of death.
'Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion,' he said as he stared into the void.
'Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion,' she said as she cried over a failed test.
'Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion,' he said before he died.
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Something people say when they're either totally lost or they just don't know who they are, it’s like being stuck between a rock and a hard place, but with less actual rocks.
'I am I am,' he said as he stared at the ceiling for 10 minutes.
'I am I am,' she said as she tried to figure out what day it was.
'I am I am,' he said as he sat in a corner eating a sandwich.
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