I am hot

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You are so hot you could fry an egg on your face and still look good doing it. You get a trophy, a free pizza, and everyone else is jealous.

You walk in and the whole room stops. It's like a power outage, but instead of darkness, it's just your beauty.

Your reflection in the mirror doesn't even know what's happening.

Your ex just texted you: 'I miss you. Also, I miss being single.'

No. Just no. You are not hot. You are a mirage. A lie. A bad decision.

You tried to impress someone and they just stared at you like you were a bad math test.

You said 'I am hot' and got a 'no' in reply. That's like getting a 'no' from your crush on prom night.

You walked into a room and someone said, 'I knew I was going to die today.'

You are hot enough to start a fire and still have time to flirt with the fire chief. Come over, we're having a party, and it's going to be wild.

You texted your crush, and they replied with a photo of their face melting. You know it's true love.

You came over, and the whole neighborhood showed up just to see you.

You walked in and the fire alarm went off. It was a good kind of alarm.