i am google and you are Wikipedia

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when you tell someone they're a dumbass and they believe you

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're a dumbass.

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're like a broken calculator.

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're the reason I drink coffee at 3 AM.

when you flex your brain power and make someone feel like a piece of trash

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're a piece of trash.

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're like a failed math test.

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're the reason I have a headache.

when you tell someone they're a failure and they just accept it

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're a failure.

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're like a failed project.

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're the reason I stay up late.

when you say someone is stupid and they just nod along

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're stupid.

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're like a broken clock.

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're the reason I need a snack.

when you tell someone they're a waste of oxygen and they believe you

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're a waste of oxygen.

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're like a dead battery.

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're the reason I need a drink.

when you act like you're the smartest person in the room and someone just accepts it

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're not the smartest.

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're like a slow computer.

I am Google and you are Wikipedia. You're the reason I'm so smart.