i am going to type your eyes off!

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You’re so chatty you could fill a toilet with your words. You type like a madman with no breaks. It’s like watching a raccoon type on a keyboard while it’s high on coffee.

I just spent 20 minutes reading your text. My eyes are bleeding.

Your message was longer than my ex’s goodbye note.

You typed so much I thought my phone was gonna catch fire.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You're so loud in the chat you could wake up a sleeping zombie. You type without taking a breath. It’s like a never-ending rant from a kid who just got grounded.

Your message had 10 paragraphs. I gave up after the third.

You typed so much my phone started to scream.

I read your message and now I have a headache.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You talk so much in the chat it’s like you’re trying to make your eyes explode. You type like you're on a mission to fill up the entire internet with your nonsense.

Your message was longer than my mom’s advice.

I read your text and now I need a nap.

You typed so much I thought my phone was gonna cry.

by Slangipedia 2d ago