I Am Going To Smack Your Back Like It Is Loss Prevention

I’m gonna whip your back so hard it’ll wish it was on a security table.

You’re gonna feel like you just got tackled by a loss prevention guard.

Your back’s gonna be sore like it just got clocked by a shrink wrap machine.

I’m gonna hit your back like it’s the last security tag on a stolen hoodie.

Your back’s gonna be in pain like it just got scanned by a laser gun.

You’ll be feeling like you just got caught by a security guard with a badge and a grudge.

I’m gonna punch your back so hard it’ll think it’s in a security fight.

Your back will be sore like it just got beaten by a loss prevention guard.

You’ll feel like you just got hit by a badge-wearing brute.

I’m gonna slap your back like it’s the final warning from a security camera.

Your back will feel like it’s been tagged by a thief.

You’ll be sore like you just got scanned by a laser and a badge.

I’m gonna whack your back like it’s the last item in a stolen cart.

Your back’s gonna be sore like it just got dragged out of a mall.

You’ll feel like you just got hit by a security guard with a clipboard.

I’m gonna bash your back like it’s the final warning from a security guard.

Your back will be sore like it just got hit by a badge and a badge.

You’ll feel like you just got tackled by a loss prevention warrior.