i am going to kermit suicide

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when you jump off a building like a total idiot and die because you're too lazy to live

I'm gonna kermit suicide because my mom said I'm too ugly to exist.

He kermit suicided during lunch because he failed math.

She jumped off the school roof just to avoid doing homework.

a fancy way of saying you're going to die by falling from a building and it's all your own fault

I'm kermit suicideing because my crush ignored me.

He fell off the building because he didn't know how to be cool.

She decided to die because her hair was frizzy.

when you decide to die in the most dramatic way possible by jumping from a building like a moron

I'm kermit suicideing because my dad said I'm a failure.

He jumped off the building because he couldn't solve a math problem.

She died because she didn't want to eat veggies.