i am going to get some milk

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what a dad says when he thinks he's being cool, but it's just a trip to the store

Dad: 'I am going to get some milk.' Son: 'You're gonna come back, right?' Dad: 'Yeah... maybe.'

Dad walks out the door. Mom says, 'He’s not coming back.' Dad: 'I am going to get some milk.'

Dad: 'I am going to get some milk.' 30 minutes later, he comes back with a bag of chips and a soda.

what a dad says when he's really just running away from his problems

Dad: 'I am going to get some milk.' Then he drives to the store, buys milk, and sits in the parking lot for 20 minutes.

Dad leaves in the middle of a fight. Mom: 'He’s not coming back.' Dad: 'I am going to get some milk.'

Dad says, 'I am going to get some milk.' Then he drives to the store, buys milk, and comes back with a new problem.