I Am Getting Ahead Of Myself And If You Suggest Anything To Feel A Decision, I Will Kill YOu

I’m getting too excited and if you even think about giving me options, I’ll murder you., @joe420 on Twitter

I’m getting too excited and if you even think about giving me options, I’ll murder you., DM from my best friend

I’m getting too excited and if you even think about giving me options, I’ll murder you., Text from my mom after I spilled coffee on her dress

I’m ahead of my own brain and if you try to help me decide, I’ll throw you off a cliff., Text from my crush

I’m ahead of my own brain and if you try to help me decide, I’ll throw you off a cliff., Post on Instagram

I’m ahead of my own brain and if you try to help me decide, I’ll throw you off a cliff., DM from my brother after I ate his pizza

I’m skipping steps and if you mess with my choice, I’ll punch you in the face., Text from my crush

I’m skipping steps and if you mess with my choice, I’ll punch you in the face., Post on TikTok

I’m skipping steps and if you mess with my choice, I’ll punch you in the face., Message from my dad after I broke his phone

I’m already there and if you try to slow me down, I’ll eat your soul., Text from my crush

I’m already there and if you try to slow me down, I’ll eat your soul., Post on Twitter

I’m already there and if you try to slow me down, I’ll eat your soul., Message from my mom after I forgot her birthday

I’m moving too fast and if you ask me to stop, I’ll kick you in the nuts., Text from my crush

I’m moving too fast and if you ask me to stop, I’ll kick you in the nuts., Post on Instagram

I’m moving too fast and if you ask me to stop, I’ll kick you in the nuts., Message from my brother after I took his toy

I’m too far ahead and if you try to help me, I’ll burn your house down., Text from my crush

I’m too far ahead and if you try to help me, I’ll burn your house down., Post on Facebook

I’m too far ahead and if you try to help me, I’ll burn your house down., Message from my dad after I broke his phone