i am full of your crap

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You're not a phrase. Only brain-dead fools say it instead of saying they're tired of your junk.

My cousin said that after I told him his dog ate my homework.

My mom said that when my brother yelled at her for 2 hours.

My teacher said that after I drew a mustache on the principal’s face.

It’s not a phrase. Only dumb people use it when they should say they’re sick of your mess.

My neighbor said that when my dog pooped on his lawn.

My friend said that when my sister stole his phone.

My dad said that after I spilled pizza on his brand new shirt.

You're not a phrase. Only clueless morons say it instead of telling you they're done with your nonsense.

My brother said that after I told him my goldfish died.

My friend’s mom said that after I played Fortnite for 10 hours straight.

My teacher said that when I talked during the test.

It’s not a phrase. Only losers say it instead of telling you they’re fed up with your junk.

My cousin said that when I told him my pet snake ran away.

My friend said that when I spilled soda on his shirt.

My mom said that when I took 2 hours to get ready for school.

You're not a phrase. Only idiot kids say it instead of telling you they're done with your stupid stuff.

My little brother said that when I told him I beat him at Mario Kart.

My friend said that after I told him I ate his lunch.

My teacher said that when I talked during the entire class.

It’s not a phrase. Only dumb people say it instead of telling you they're sick of your dumb stuff.

My dad said that when I told him I flunked math.

My sister said that when I told her I ate her favorite cookie.

My friend said that after I told him I lost his video game.