I am fucking God bitch

You think you're cool? I was cool before you were born.

You’re like a bad haircut. I’m a full-blown hair salon.

You’re the reason the moon has craters. I’m the reason the moon exists.

You failed your math test. I aced the test and then laughed at it.

You’re the kind of person who buys a dog and then forgets it.

You’re the reason people use the word 'meh.' I’m the reason people use the word 'wow.'

You’re the pebble that gets stepped on. I’m the mountain that gets admired.

You’re the pebble in the shoe. I’m the shoe that kicks you.

You’re the pebble. I’m the whole damn road.