I am fishing for your Goombas

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Mario's way of saying he's about to steal your Goombas and make them his own. Like a thief in a Go-Fish game, but with more rage and less cards.
Mario: 'I am fishing for your Goombas.' Luigi: 'You're gonna lose.'
My cousin says that every time he gets in trouble at school.
My mom says that to my dad when she finds out he's been cheating on her.
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When a political spy is digging through your candidate's past like it's a sewage pipe. They’re not looking for dirt, they’re looking for dead bodies and bad decisions.
That guy in the DMs said, 'I am fishing for your Goombas.' I blocked him.
The senator's aide said that to the mayor, and the mayor got fired.
My teacher said that to the principal after we got caught smoking in the hallway.
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A fancy way of saying someone's trying to rip you off, like a fisherman who only catches the biggest, ugliest Goombas.
My brother said that to my sister when he took her phone and her money.
My dad said that to my uncle when he borrowed $100 and never paid it back.
My friend said that to me when he stole my pizza.
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It's when someone's asking for your Goombas like it's a loan, and they're probably gonna come back with more Goombas and a lot of drama.
My neighbor said that to me when he asked to borrow my lawnmower, and he never returned it.
My friend said that to me when he asked me for my lunch money again.
My mom said that to my dad when he asked for a second loan to buy a new car.
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It's like a go-fish game, but instead of cards, you're throwing out insults and getting back some real pain.
My teacher said that to me when I failed the test, again.
My mom said that to my dad when he forgot their anniversary for the 10th time.
My friend said that to me when I teased him about his bald spot.
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It's like a detective work, but with more Goombas and less actual clues.
My dad said that to my uncle when he found out he was cheating on my mom.
My teacher said that to me when she found out I had copied my friend's homework.
My brother said that to my sister when he found out she had lied to him.
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