Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I am so bored I could eat my own face with a spoon and not care.

I’ve been staring at the ceiling for 10 hours straight.

I just watched my goldfish go to sleep.

I tried to count my own blinks and failed.

2

I am so bored I would rather be stuck in a blender with a raccoon.

I texted my mom 17 times and she still didn’t reply.

I tried to sing the alphabet in reverse and it didn’t work.

I counted my own eyelashes and got distracted by my nose.

3

I am so bored I could cry over a single crumb of bread.

I watched my plants grow for 3 hours and got tired.

I tried to name my toes and gave up.

I texted my dog and he didn’t reply.

4

I am so bored I would marry a sock if it asked me.

I sat in silence for 5 hours and it felt like 10.

I tried to make a sandwich with my hands and it looked like a disaster.

I watched the clock for so long it started to laugh at me.

5

I am so bored I could throw a tantrum over a single hair on my head.

I tried to do a dance and forgot the steps.

I stared at my reflection for 1 hour and got annoyed.

I counted my own breaths and got distracted by my nose.

6

I am so bored I would rather be chained to a wall with a banana.

I texted my best friend 7 times and he didn’t reply.

I tried to draw a cat and it looked like a blob.

I sat in my room and got bored of my own silence.