Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I am died means you're still breathing but you're too lazy to admit it.

I just got a 50 on my math test. I am died.

My mom called me. I am died.

I skipped breakfast. I am died.

2

I am died is when you’re alive but you act like you’ve been hit by a bus.

I failed my history quiz. I am died.

My dog ate my homework. I am died.

I got grounded. I am died.

3

I am died is when you’re alive but you’re pretending you’re dead because life is too hard.

I got a bad grade. I am died.

My dad yelled at me. I am died.

I had to clean my room. I am died.

4

I am died is when you’re alive but you’re too dumb to realize it.

I ate six donuts. I am died.

I failed my science test. I am died.

I got locked out of my house. I am died.

5

I am died is when you're alive, but you're too stubborn to say you're not.

I didn’t do my homework. I am died.

I got a bad haircut. I am died.

I had to do the dishes. I am died.

6

I am died is when you're alive, but you're too lazy to be alive.

I didn't brush my teeth. I am died.

I skipped lunch. I am died.

I didn't do my chores. I am died.