I am dick

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When you're being a total waste of oxygen and you say I am dick like it's a badge of honor. It's not a real insult it's just a stupid joke you tell yourself.
I am dick because I ate the last slice of pizza.
I am dick and I'm not sorry.
I am dick and I'm gonna stay that way.
2
A person says I am dick when they're being a total idiot and they think it makes them look cool. It's just a stupid phrase that sounds like a curse.
I am dick and I'm gonna laugh in your face.
I am dick because I failed math again.
I am dick and I don't care who knows it.
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You say I am dick when you're being a total jerk and you think you're funny. It's not a real thing it's just a dumb way to brag.
I am dick and I'm gonna keep being it.
I am dick because I cheated on the test.
I am dick and I don't need no proof.
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When you're acting like a total piece of garbage and you say I am dick like it's a superpower. It's just a stupid phrase that people use to sound edgy.
I am dick because I said no to the cool group.
I am dick and I'm gonna stay that way forever.
I am dick and I'm not even trying.
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You use I am dick when you're being a complete loser and you think it's a real thing. It's just a joke that people say to sound tough.
I am dick and I'm not afraid of anyone.
I am dick because I got in trouble again.
I am dick and I'm gonna keep being it.
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