i am death

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I’m here to scare you so bad your pants will drop and your lunch will come up.
I am death, and I’m coming to your mom’s house.
I am death, and your dreams are toast.
I am death, and your future is a dumpster fire.
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That guy saw a nuclear bomb go off and thought of a holy book. He was so messed up he quoted it like it was a TikTok trend.
He saw a nuclear bomb and said it like it was a meme.
He quoted a holy book after a nuclear bomb, and it was so bad it was good.
He saw a nuclear bomb and said a quote from a holy book, and it was iconic.
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That guy was so shook by the bomb he turned into a quote machine. He didn’t even notice his pants were on fire.
He saw a nuclear bomb, turned into a quote machine, and forgot to breathe.
He was so shook by the bomb he quoted a book and forgot to eat.
He saw the bomb, quoted a book, and his pants caught fire.
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He said that line in New Mexico after seeing a nuclear bomb go off. He probably still has radiation in his bones.
He said that line in New Mexico and now has radiation in his bones.
He saw a nuclear bomb in New Mexico and now his bones are radioactive.
He quoted death in New Mexico and now he’s like a radioactive dad.
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