I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t

I am Dave and I got the guts. Yognau(gh)t! It’s how a bunch of yognau(gh)ts greet each other when they crash into each other like drunk elephants.

I am Dave and I got the guts. Yognau(gh)t! It’s the shout you yell when you see another yognau(gh)t and you’re both too full of rage and soda to say anything else.

I am Dave and I got the guts. Yognau(gh)t! It’s what you say when you’re a yognau(gh)t and you see another yognau(gh)t and you’re both too stupid to do anything but laugh.

I am Dave and I got the guts. Yognau(gh)t! It’s the phrase you shout when you’re surrounded by yognau(gh)ts and you’re too lazy to think of anything else to say.

I am Dave and I got the guts. Yognau(gh)t! It’s how you greet another yognau(gh)t when you’re both so full of junk food and soda that you can’t even speak properly.

I am Dave and I got the guts. Yognau(gh)t! It’s what you say when you’re a yognau(gh)t and you meet another yognau(gh)t and you’re both too loud and dumb to say anything else.