i am bullshit mad

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Your rage is so strong it could make a toilet clog and a swear word cry

My mom called me a fat donkey and I screamed in the grocery store

I got a D on my math test and threw my pencil like it was my enemy

My brother took my last burger and I turned him into a human taco

You're so angry it feels like your brain is on fire and your mouth is full of swear words

My dad said I was a bad driver and I yelled at him in the car like he was my teacher

I spilled my coffee on my shirt and screamed at the coffee machine like it was my ex

My friend called me a chicken and I chased him around the park

You’re so mad you could punch a wall and make a swear word laugh

My teacher said I was lazy and I drew a mustache on her face

My dog ate my homework and I screamed at him like he was a thief

I failed my test and cried like I was in a soap opera