I am Boston Beast

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I am Boston Beast means I'm that kid from the projects who kicked ass and took names. I did it all while eating cereal for dinner and getting yelled at by my mom.
'I am Boston Beast, and I'm not done yet!' - posted after getting a trademark approved.
'I am Boston Beast, and I'm still wearing my pajamas at 3 AM.' - text to a friend during a work break.
'I am Boston Beast, and I just fired my 130th employee.' - tweeted during a busy day at the salon.
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I am Boston Beast means I'm the one fighting back when everyone else is eating the sandwich.
'I am Boston Beast, and I just filed a lawsuit in my pajamas.' - DM to a lawyer.
'I am Boston Beast, and I'm still standing after getting 100 letters from fake lawyers.' - text to a friend.
'I am Boston Beast, and I'm not going down without a fight.' - posted after a long day of battling the system.
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