i am a rap god

Hello. This is Eminem. I’m gonna show you how I rap. You think you’re a human? I’m a god. I’m made of rubber. Your insults bounce off me like a ricocheting bullet. You say I’m fake? I’ll stick it to you like glue. I don’t need to prove it. You haters are just waiting for me to fall. You’ll be laughing when I’m gone. I’m the king of the rap world.

This is Eminem. I’m not just a rapper. I’m a god. I made music so good, it’s like I stuck it to your face. You say I’m fake? I’m real. I’m superhuman. I don’t need to show you. I just make music that elevates you. Your insults are like bugs. They bounce off me.

I’m not just a rapper. I’m a god. You think you can take me down? I’m made of rubber. You say I’m fake? I’ll stick it to you like a glue trap. I don’t need to show you. I just make music so good, you’ll be begging me for more.