i am a little twit

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You're a tiny twit with the brain of a goldfish and the attitude of a toddler who just got told they're not allowed candy for a month.

You said you were a twit, but you're barely tall enough to reach the snack table.

You're like a twit who got stuck in a time machine and never grew up.

You're the kind of twit that makes other twits look like geniuses.

You're a twit so little you could fit in a shoe. And you're also a twit so dumb you think a sock is a sandwich.

You're a twit who thinks pizza is a fruit.

You're a twit who still uses crayons for math.

You're a twit who thinks the sky is a giant cheeseburger.

You're the kind of twit who cries when you drop your juice box. And you also think a pencil is a weapon.

You cried when your juice box fell off the table.

You shouted 'I'll fight you!' when someone took your pencil.

You're the twit who thinks a nap is a battle strategy.