I am a good man in a storm

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A man who thinks he's the only one who can survive a hurricane while everyone else is crying in the rain.

I made it through the storm. You? You were probably still trying to find your socks.

I didn't even need a flashlight. You were still screaming about the dark.

I was calm. You were panicking like a chicken with no head.

A guy who acts like the sky falling is just another Monday.

The storm hit, and I was like, 'This is nothing.' You were like, 'Is this a tornado? Is this a tornado?'

You were hiding under the table. I was out there dancing in the rain.

You thought you were going to die. I thought I was going to win a medal.

A man who thinks the whole world is just waiting for him to save it.

I saved the day. You just got wet.

You were crying. I was flexing in the rain.

You thought it was the end of the world. I thought it was the end of your bad hair day.